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By Alexander Harris himself. ...

1. Nothing can defeat the penis!

2. What kind of girly name is Angel anyway?

3. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. I'm finished being everyone's butt monkey.

4. Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.

5. OK, sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone I think what is Buffy wearing.

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