Top 5 Funny Buffy Sayings

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

By Alexander Harris himself. ...

1. Nothing can defeat the penis!

2. What kind of girly name is Angel anyway?

3. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. I'm finished being everyone's butt monkey.

4. Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.

5. OK, sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone I think what is Buffy wearing.

Comments

[penne4m.livejournal.com]

I laugh at number one every time.

What about "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide till it goes away"? One of my favorites.

[kazzy-cee.livejournal.com]

These were all so great! I liked the others, but I've saved up my comment until here! Thanks for posting them!!! LOL

[lostakasha.livejournal.com]

Let's not forget "Can we come rocketing back to my new syphillis?"

Hee!

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

But he is such a cute butt-monkey... LOL!

[cafedemonde.livejournal.com]

Those are great!

What about ... Can I be blind too?

I giggle everytime.

[rayne-y-daze.livejournal.com]

Xander gets all the best lines - yay you for being able to pick 5! And these were good ones - especially #1. That's one line my husband quotes at every opportunity. But he can't just say it. He stops and puts his fists on his hips and gazes wistfully into the sky like he's posing for a poster. He's a dork :-)

[basilio-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Great lines. All of them :D

[gotkona.livejournal.com]

Xander always makes me laugh but those are definitely the highlights.

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

Hee, these all cracked me up. Thanks for compiling 'em.

[amybnnyc.livejournal.com]

Hee! Awesome ones!

I think my favorite may well be either "I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide 'til it runs away" or him running through the amulets in Tabula Rasa and asking the vampires to be patient, because he can't remember what he is. :)