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On the Buffyverse crossover archive tthfanfic.org, there's a collection "Jokes and Limericks, open to all", posted by lucidity in 2008 as a multichapter work to which any site user can contribute. There were a couple of new additions this year (10 years in! Woot!), which I think is how I noticed it, but the poems I want to rec are all older.

Limerick number 1
by lucidity
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Comment: a limerick about William meeting Drusilla and being turned. The raunchy, irreverent tone is so on point for the format. :)

A Villainous Limerick
by Hazgarn
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Comment: a limerick for Warren! The kind of eulogy he deserves.

Dirt
by lucidity
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Comment: limerick from the POV of an anonymous fledge! It was not their lucky day...

Raunchy Spike/Buffy/Angel 'poetry'
by RevDorothyL
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Comment: this is 2 poems! And I maintain that they're both absolutely brilliant, whatever the author may say. But then, I adore crack. (It's Buffy/Spike/Angel, and the imagery is gloriously out there.)

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petzipellepingo

Hee! The last one. Thanks for posting.

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thenewbuzwuzz

I LOVE that last one. :)

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revdorothyl

Thank you both for your kind words! You made my day. :)

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yourlibrarian

The kind of eulogy he deserves.

Indeed, though the shrimp are probably too good for him. Dirt made me grin :D

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thenewbuzwuzz

:)

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dragonyphoenix

Hee hee hee. I really liked Dirt!

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thenewbuzwuzz

:) "Dirt" is emerging as the popular limerick. Thanks for commenting!

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