Five Person/Object Pairings

[deird1]

Romance is all very well. But sometimes, you just want to grab the first object you can find...



Stressed, by snowpuppies
(rated R)
Buffy/Buffybot
Buffy's tense. The 'Bot has a solution. Several, actually.

The Untimely Death of Mr Flopsy, by snowpuppies
(rated R)
Dawn/soft toy
Dawn's interrupted during a little...alone time.

It Can Always Get Worse, by snowpuppies
(rated R)
cave!Buffy / puppet!Angel / ghost!Spike
Spike decides that being incorporeal isn't so bad.

Good Vibrations, by eyezrthewindows
(rated R)
Spike/phone
Spike's taking care of something for Xander.

Scoobies and Their Sextoys, by stormwreath
(rated R)
Buffy/herself, Willow/herself, Xander/himself, etc etc... I think you get the idea.
How do each of the Scooby Gang get themselves off?

Comments

[shapinglight]

Great list. That third one looks hilarious. :rushes off to read:

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

Great list, especially the last one which is hilarious.

[snowpuppies]

You know, I'm well aware that my writing occasionally edges over into bizarro-world, but seeing them all lined up like that...

(I feel only slight consolation that one of them was your fault. :P)

Thanks again, sweetie. YOu really must have a mind like a steel trap (or be insanely organized. Either way, I'm very flattered. *hugs*

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

My eyes are opened to a whole new genre - what a fantastic idea for a list!

[yourlibrarian]

Just the description of #3 sounds hilarious!